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New FCC Test - Submitted by my good friend Hank
FCC has announced that as soon as the new question pools are
available
(read April 15) amateur extra class, Advanced, General and
Technician
licensees with 1x2, 2X1, 2X2, 2X3 and 1x3 calls will be
randomly selected
and given 60 days to appear before an FCC examiner
for a 20 question
"mini-test" ... passing grade is 75%.
(This
is to "validate" the new pool, and "calibrate" the current crop
of
Amateur Extra, Advanced, General and Technician
licensees.)
Those who fail will be given another 60 days to re-examine
with a
certified VE, or risk losing their current
privileges.
NEW AMATEUR RADIO LICENSE EXAM
The new amateur
radio test is here. A few changes have been made. The new
test has been
designed so that the same test can be given for all license
classes. To
qualify for the higher classes of license, all you have to do
is score
better on the test. This makes things so much simpler for VE's.
I have
included a copy of the new
exam.
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Please
PRINT
(that means no squiggly lines)
YOUR NAME (what they call
you)
__________________________________________
ADDRESS (where
you
live)
_______________________________________________
BIRTH
DATE (when you were born) ________________________________
EXAM
INSTRUCTIONS:
Make a circle (one of these round things O ) around the
letter of the best
answer! This is so we know what your answer to the
question is!
1. You TALK into a microphone with your
_______.
A. Hands B. Feet C. Toes D. Mouth E. Armpits
2.
When you talk into a microphone, you talk into _______.
A. the front B.
the back C. the top D. the bottom E. the wire
3. "HEADPHONES" are
worn over the ___________.
A. Knees B. Eyes C. Toes D. Ears E.
Lips
4. What do you do with the AC line cord coming out of a power
supply?
A. Hold it in the air to pick up signals B. Pull on it to start
the motor
C. Talk into the plug to get real "skip DX" D. Hook it to
your antenna E.
Insert the plug into a source of power
5.
A "two meter" radio is:
A. twice as strong as a one-meter radio B. two
one-meter radios in series
C. a CB with two meters on the front panel
D. a good doorstop E. a monoband
radio
6. A
"ten-foot mast" is how long?
A. Three meters B. Ten pounds C. Two
meters D. Tree-top tall E. Same
length as basketball hoop is
high
7. A "Triband antenna" is made to work on how many
bands?
A. 1 B. 2 C. 3 D. 4 E. 10
8. The "Marconi" antenna
is named after:
A. Marconi B. Mantovani C. macaroni D. Dean Martin E.
martini
9. What colors of DIODES can you buy at a Radio Shack
store?
A. Red, blue and black B. Red, yellow and green C. Orange and
brown D. I
am color blind so this is a discriminatory question and I
should
automatically get a waiver on this question. E. I have no
intention of ever
using DIODES, so
don't care what color they
are.
10. What color of SLURPEE can you buy at 7-11?
A.
Red, blue and black B. Red, yellow and green C. Orange and brown D.
I
am color blind so this is a discriminatory question and I should
get
another
waiver on this question. I now have two questions right.
E. All the above
11. You have just installed your new mobile rig in
your vehicle and you
are still parked at the curb, you need to pull out
into traffic and you are
talking to another station?
A. You
put down the mic long enough to signal that you intend to pull
away
from the curb B. You keep on talking and just pull out in traffic
C. You
open your left rear door to signal that you want to pull out in
traffic,
while
calling CQ DX on the repeater D. You install a light
bulb at the top of
your antenna so that it will flash when you are
talking on the radio and
people
will then know to let you
out
END OF EXAM.
YOUR SIGNATURE (slap yo tag
here)
_________________________________________
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SCORING:
Get FOUR correct and you get an EXTRA!!!! Get THREE right
and you get an
ADVANCED!!!! Get TWO right and you get a GENERAL!!! Get
ONE right and you
get a TECHNICIAN!!! Get None right. Go back out in
parking lot and study
another
five minutes. When you are done, come
back in and try again.